1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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