what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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