Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Your penis caused this!
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