we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Randomize
