I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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