My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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