It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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