stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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