BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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