Don't you send me to vm
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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