You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I understand Curling. That high.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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