do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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