Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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