that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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