Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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