The maid of honor just puked.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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