I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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