Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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