Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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