dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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