The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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