When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the day after is always just damage control
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
