New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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