would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Let's paint friendship bongs
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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