Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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