So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize