And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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