Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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