I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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