Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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