I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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