Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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