We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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