sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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