so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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