Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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