I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect