we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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