So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
why didn't you poke me back
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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