At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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