why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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