I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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