Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
