He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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