you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
wow bdsm is so cute
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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