I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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