Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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