everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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