But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
