I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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