I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
