i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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