just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize