It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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