I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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