yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?