Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.