you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
