But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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